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I Like To Please But I’m Not A Hotel

So we have a new rating system for our postings on Ushaw Moor Facebook. [Stop press: see comment 1] The challenge is a little daunting: will spelling errors be crucified or the absence of semi-colons be treated with unbelievable scorn? Will ‘Grumpy Man’ be persecuted for the crime of irrelevance? I can feel myself working up a lather; my tonsils are twitching and my heart is banging like it was 1981.

Of course the answer to all of the above questions is no. Well, hopefully. We live in a perpetual state of hope. So chill and deliver. Never mind the punctuation, just sing like a sweetly tuned nightingale; let the heart rule the head and bring back those balmy days of bluebell woods, potato picking for cash and dancing at the hop in bright orange or yellow socks.

Is the bacon to your liking sir?


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  1. November 22, 2011 at 6:18 pm

    Just to clarify, the NEW ratings feature “Rate This” is present on the Ushaw Memories BLOG on WordPress NOT Facebook.

    Comments can also be given the “thumbs up”


  2. Peter Clarke
    December 7, 2011 at 6:24 pm

    I certainly agree with your sentiments on this one Wilf so I have just given you five stars. Now if thats’ not Irish I do’nt know what is.

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